A type of feaces
that is known to stick
to the sides of the rectum, resulting in a prolonged and intense period
of excretion. Consequently, it also tends to stick
to the exterior of the anus and often requires many
applications of toilet paper. This type of feaces
is the bane of campers, but will prove
little hindrance to owners of a bidet.
Boss: "Why did you take so long in the bathroom?"
Employee: "I've been eating dehydrated food for the last week. You wouldn't believe the side grit
I've had to dig out."