Far better than SAE or TKE, they have no rivals.
Sigma Pi or die!
"No way man. That really hot Sigma Pi took her right away from me, fucked her, then he fucked the rest of the women in my family while my father and I cried and masturbated to the hot sex that was happening before our eyes."
"Don't worry, man. The same thing happened to me...then he made us pancakes. Fuck, he could cook! I miss his blue eyes...."
(singing to the tune of found a peanut)
Im an asshole, im an asshole, Im an asshole till I die.
but I'd rather be an asshole than a fucking sigma pi.
"shut the fuck up! I may be an asshole but never say that I am as bad as a fucking sigma pi! I oughta kick your sig pi cock sucking ass!"
"dude no, in your last bender you blacked out and joined Sigma Pi. that was what I was saying"
"aw fuck! that steel reserve fucked up my life! got any rat poison"
"fuck you! your nothing but a cock sucking sigma pi. I wouldn't help a sigma pi end his own life if he beged, you are just going to have to learn to suck cock."
"Ill stop smoking pot when that weirdo puts clothes on!"
"Ill put clothes on when Kates stops acting like an everyday regular normal guy!"
"I'll start having a personality when all the bros close their doors when getting a blowjob!"
"Zook says I agree with all of the above in Sigma Pi."