randy/ i give u props dog!
( geez, thats very constuctive)
paula/ you look absolutely wonderful! (like what does that have to do w/ singing)
simon/ sorry to say but that was dreadful! totally off key!
(very honest and helpful!)
*No apologies to the American public are necessary.*
Paula: Oh, grow up! *punches Simon on the arm for the 50th time that episode*
Simon: THAT'S IT! *backhands Paula* Now you'll REALLY need those painkillers.