Singaporean: (very quickly) U wan kek anot?
Do check out your local tv listings to watch their dazzling performances.
Jake: Hey, why not we watch the Singaporean perform today? I heard that he/she will be sticking up his/her head up his/her ass.
Tim: Let's watch the Singaporean at the circus today! I heard that he'll be trying to stick his head up his ass today.