An overly unattractive girlfriend to someone who is a fuck up and thinks being arrested and using different assortments of drugs are cool.
Dude 1 : Yo I got arrested so many times!
Dude 1 : Yo i'm done with cocaine lets move to ectasy.
Dude 1 : Yo check out my GF Ashley, we fuck a lot!
Dude 2 : Make sure you only have sex with that skeletor if you're using a steel plated condom.