A person who is very bad at skiing or snowboarding who is always falling. usually falling right in front of a person.
Sorry man i was going down to the lift when a total ski-tard cut in front of me and bailed.
2.The tourist skier wearing jeans and a sweatshirt in below freezing weather.
Mike: LOL! Look at that stupid ski-tard skiing down the hill in his jeans!
2. a mentally challenged person that avidly practices skiball at your local chuck E. cheese's
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