father:so i can raise horses and be rich!!hehehe
kid: but dad, its slocala, what are u goin to spend ur money on ther, insurance from old people hittin ur car?!?!
The best hangout location is the public library, where you will find 50% of high schoolers on the weekends.
Seriously, I'm not joking.
Crazy teen: What else do you expect us to do in Slowcala?
Stoner 2: Don't fuckin lie, you're going to stay home and sleep all day.
Stoner 1: Haha, you're so right man.
pretty much the most boring place on the face of the earth && the biggest waste of soil ever.
inhabited by horses && old people.
the nickname refers to the fact that nothing ever happens && it should be changed to that.
did i mention the slow drivers? o god, you dont wanna hear about them.
why not a nicer place... like hell? im sure theyd drive faster.
Chic: try living in Orange Lake, then tell me about boring.
Kid from Miami or some or big city: Dude, why the hell would I want to come to slowcala?
Kid from Slowcala: Ummmm...we could go to the movies or easy street, or midnight rodeo.....
Kid from Miami or some or big city:
Ummmmm how bout no.......
Kid from slowcala: .....okay fine ill come to miami