The ultimate pokemon to ever
exist. He can kick Mewtwo's ass anyday, screw you if you don't agree! Raaawrrr!! He has such an awesome hat/shell! And he has semi-clothes! That
thing around his neck counts! HE'S NOT FUCKING
"I choose you Slowking!"
"Oh, it looks like your Mewtwo FUCKING
SUCKS _____ <-insert loser's name here"
"I jack off to Slowking porn."