A smav is a smart chav; one who wears a suit to work, but generally has a head full
of hair that is in disarray. A smav usually has trouble tying
a proper knot in his tie; it's usually a big loose
around his neck, and the tie itself ends
up ending halfway up his shirt.
Smavs usually refer to each
other and their friends as 'bruv' and 'fella'.
Smavs tend to go to the toilet
in groups for some reason, and they often neglect to wash their hands, as it doesn't matter; whatever's on their hands will go some way to styling their hair 'style'.