A small, globulous lifeform most likely found flogging herself about, but also always maintaining the end, a bell thereof, in multiple contexts. Also known for making the teas, fetching the chinese, and looking like the arses of chimpanzees. Moon. lol. always with a "lol".
Smiv, make the teas.
Smiv, fetch the chinese. Come on, less bum and more run!
Fu*k off, Smiv. You tw*t!
Innit Smiv ;D x