Every city has a radio station devoted to this brand of ambient droning -- usually called "The Oasis."
Smooth jazz talked my parents into having sex last night.
My dad and the elevator both listen to "The Oasis."
do not use sparingly because if used right, this phrase can make people want to be your friend. just kidding, it cant do something like that cuz probobly no one wants to be your friend. your a loser. but saying this phrase will make you sound just the slightest bit cooler than u really are. 'nough said.
*WARNING* this phrase is comonly mistaken for something dirty
HANNAH: youre a silly-monster
ZACH: well.. if im a silly- monster, then youre a fun dinosaur
HANNAH: yaaayyyyy! but wait, can i be a fun dino-corn pweeaaseeeee??? cuz thats more SMOOTH JAZZ.
Man #2 - "I'm outside. I just pulled into the driveway."
Man #3 - "Smooth Jazz."
Guy A - "How did the game go? Did you do anything special?
Guy B - "We won by one point. I hit the game-winner."
Guy A - "Smooth Jazz!"