Dude 1: I just peed in the water
Dude 2: eew disgusting! But at least it's a little hotter now!
Dude 1: Uhhh, Snappytap!
Girl 1: omg, I just took a crap which gave me hemoroids..
Girl 2: Well at least you got to take a dump
Girl 1: Uhhh, snappytap!
Dude: I just got aids for having sex with a prostitute..
Guy: Lame! but atleast you got laid!