A very small town in Southern Maine where nothing
ever happens. For the "hoodlums" in town, their daily
entertainment is meeting at Central School and doing
things. For everyone else, you sit at your house all day waiting for the day you graduate
High School and can get out of the town. Unless you are the hicks, then you drop out at 15 and become a drug dealer. The nearest store is 25 minutes
away, unless you like second hand clothes, then we have a bunch
of stores for that. And good
luck if you have a pollen allergy, there's so many trees here you will die during allergy season.
Person 1: Hey dude, want to go to Central and climb trees like
Person 2: Nah, I'm just going to sit here
for the next five years wishing something exciting
would happen, because nothing ever happens in South Berwick.