-The Mitchell Corn Palace (Or, a more apppropriate name: The Mitchell Concrete and Wood Palace, with Corn Pictures That Have Been Eaten by Birds)
-The 100-years-away-from-being-done Crazy Horse Memorial (Why is it legal to blow up mountains like that?)
-Rapid City (See above)
-The Badlands (What's so friggin' special about dead plants, anyway?)
PersonY: You'll hate it
PersonX: Well, yeah.
Black Hills and Rushmore are vastly overrated, btw. People really only come here to gamble and make fun of the locals.