2) (true to the word) A party consisting of exactly 300 half-naked men in Spartan outfits. Any extra people are kicked out by the party hosts as they yell, "THIS...IS...SPARTA!!!!!!!!!"
Sparty has been featured in ESPN commercials, Jones Soda bottles, named "buffest mascot" by Muscle and Fitness magazine and was the first non-athlete featured on the cover of the NCAA Football video game (for the 2009 Wii edition)
Don't be such a sparty fool.
The hairiest side of a horse is the inside.
SILENCE! Stoopid sparty.