A small coal mining town in British Columbia, Canada. There is an extreme lack of things to do, which results in most of the teenagers engaging in under-age drinking. Sparwood is such a boring town that I can not think of anything else to add to this definition.
Oh wait the recreation center has awesome mozza fries.
The sign outside of Sparwood coming in:
"Haha suckers, you're in Sparwood!"
1 февраля 2009