1. A horny little bird who resembles a chicken but sports a hair do like Elvis and writes with a quill; this bird enjoys popping up in random places and either dumps your heartfelt letters or faps to your maxims.
"Spoet's all up in the mix like fuckin betty crocker." -Spoet Himself
"dude spoets are fuckin awesome..lmfao..." -TDizzle
"I had a spoet until he lost one of my paychecks and I had to kick his ass." - AndThenThereWasBlunt
"I do not want to kill shit, nut why are people chatting about spoet here, mainly the guys. It gay. People should keep up with bud talk." =bRi=