2. Eating utensil that is like a shallow bowl with a handle.
3. To lick someone's anus
4. A stupid person
5. A type of bong used for smoking weed
6. A stupid codeword for pornography
7. A 'nicer' word for fuck
8. Battle cry of a cartoon character named 'The Tick'
2. I did not have any clean spoons in the dishwasher so I drank my cereal from the edge of the bowl.
3. That kid's a fag. He can spoon me for all I care.
4. What the hell do you mean you gave him your IP address?! You fucking spoon!
5. Hey, we don't need this cheap plastic pipe no more, I got a glass spoon.
6. I got some spoon in my backpack featuring two hot ladies.
7. You had sex with my girlfriend? Spoon you, man!
-Ooh I wanna spooner her hard.
-What the spoon is her problem?
A variant of this game is "Free-Money Spoons." -A Sharpie is required. Each time a person loses, one successive letter of the term "free money" must be written in Sharpie in that person's arm. The first person to get "free money" completely written across their arm loses.
A variant of this variant is that the word or term to be written across the person's arm may be a curse word or curse term.
*Playing this game -especially with the latter variant- may result in the players jumping onto the table in an attempt to obtain a spoon; this may subsequently result in the table breaking... so don't play it on your mom's diningroom table.