kitten spooning love.
For Girls: Cute, Warm, & Straight to sleep
For Guys: A face full of hair, A dead arm, & an awkward boner
Guy to Guy: "Bro I was spooning with my girl last night and it was so weird. I took me like 3 hours to fall asleep, and I couldn't move because I didn't want her to feel me."
"Nah, we were spooning on the couch watching Springer but she just wouldn't get around to forking."
Person 2: "Yeh man, I don't know if they liked it but for their own dignity, let's just say that they were cold"
Person 1: "Yeah man, they were in a tent after all"
*note* not real people mentioned above. Random names used.*