When you shoot period blood out of your vagina.
"last night Brittany squeeted all over me after our wild love making"
автор: RogueDeadGuy 18 августа 2012
The standard unit of squee, that is, a measure of the amount of squee an object or creature can generate. For example, a cute cartoon about kittens would measure 278 millisqueet, or 0.278 squeet. The cutest kitten photo imaginable would rate 4.8 squeet, the TEL (threshold exposure limit) before irrational gibbering will commence. A cute kitten animated gif might actually rate 0.8 or more megasqueet, resulting in a total loss of self-control (and possible bladder and/or bowel control.)
Male: "Apparently, they're remaking My Little Pony, but instead of ponies, they're kitten-ponies."
Female: "SQUEEEE! OHMYGODTHAT'SSOAWESOME! ICAN'TBELIEVETHEY'REDOINGTHIS OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD..."
Male: (checking meter) 17.1 squeets. We'd best get the restraints out now.
автор: The Real Egon Spengler 18 апреля 2014
The sound made as a wet poop exits the anus.
"What was that?"
"I squeeted."
автор: squeeterific 28 декабря 2013
a mixture of cute and sweet
awwww, that was so squeet. i cant believe how squeet that kitten is, its adorable..adorably squeet
автор: morellocherry 3 августа 2009
1. A combination of the words skeet and squirt.

2. A combination of the words sweet and score.
That shit was fuckin' squeet!
автор: Milky-Vaj 9 июня 2008
Verb -- A simultaneous orgasm during sexual intercourse between a man and a woman.

Noun -- The mixture of pussy juice and semen.

Origin: combination of words 'squirt' and 'skeet'
"Klye and Maile were engaged in harmonious love making when they experienced the most amazing squeet of their life."

"If you're not going to wash your blanket, Jack, can you at least change your squeet sheets?
автор: LittleWinston 26 марта 2010
when looking for an apartment, or speaking about the square footage of something, (SQUare) and (fEET), squeet.
My apartment is 800 squeet.
автор: CindyStank 28 июня 2007

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