Usually a squid is an overprotective boyfriend or clingy girlfriend.
It's based on a sailor being stolen from his ship by a giant squid and taken to the depth of the sea never to be seen again.
1. A synonym for alternateen from the mid to late '80s. A punker, skater, goth, etc.
2. A fan of New Wave music, as opposed to definition 1.
3. A look-a-like for Duckie from Pretty in Pink.
Things squids like:
Weed. They are thought to be the only people on earth that can form an addition to the substance, which is quite the subject of many a discussion as the penalties of smoking week results in unemployment and imprisonment.
Hookers. Squids are known to fall in love with hookers and will often fight other squids to defend a hookers honor.
Jailor 2 - Yeah those damn squids got paid today
Commonwealth of Virginia - Sir you are being charges with DUI and we noticed in your passenger seat was a 17 year old girl that was drunk, high and naked.
Squid - Don't judge me
Commonwealth of Virginia - Sir in this court I am the judge
Squid - Sorry, that was the whiskey talking