(Noun) - The Squidward is the most advanced and technical form of teabagging. To perform a Squidward maneuver, one must carefully place scrotum above the nose (perfect form involves gently lowering one's nuts onto the victim's eye sockets) and proceed to flop his/her penis on the victim's nose. This will replicate the character of Squidward from Spongebob, and leave one with ultimate disgrace and shame.
(Verb) - To Squidward. Squidwarded.
"Man, after Thomas passed out Leon came over and gave him the most vile Squidward I have ever seen."
Thomas - "...Wow...Shane would have a really nice Squidward."
"I think this dbag wants a Squidward to the face."
"I Squidwarded that kid so bad...I kind of feel bad for him."