"Kobe Bryant scored 81 points last night. Kobe could beat God himself in a game of 1 on 1 hoops. To hell with Michael Jordan or Wilt Chamberlain, they arent on Kobe's level!"
"Of course, they always do that"
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy...
Stan is a depressing song.
Stan: Oh my god, they killed Kenny!
Kyle: You Bastards!!
Basically it describes someone who is all up on their favorite artist's schlong, and can't take criticism or the slightest negative about said artist. But instead of "fans", they're called "Stans", get it?
Homie: For Real?
Me: Yeah, Jay-Z Stans can go eat a dick
Person 2: What a bunch of Stans