specifically worn for standing or dancing when going
out. If seated while wearing the Stand Up Pants
, your muffin top and/or
jelly rolls become much more visible. These pants also
may be very tight, or the button
may come undone upon
the act of sitting.
Hince the name "Stand Up Pants
be used as an excuse to not sit down with a guy who is a turn
1: I wish I could go talk
to the guy sitting at the bar, but I'm wearing my Stand Up Pants!
2: Oh, that's too bad!
Guy: Do you wanna
sit and talk
: Oh no, I'm wearing my Stand Up Pants. Sorry.