Steve-Jitsu is a martial
focuses on shooting your opponents in the face with a firearm while
they perform their martial
art acrobatics. Founded in 2009 while
camping in Kelso Park, Steve-jitsu is based on multiple schools of Street-Jitsu and Bustacapinyoface-Jutsu.
Karate Practioner: Steve-Jitsu is no match
Steve-Jitsu Practioner: oh yeah? show
Karate Practioner: *starts performing his acrobatics*
Steve-Jitsu Practioner: *pulls out his firearm
and shoots his opponent in the face*
> 20 years of martial arts.