A Stoolie is a person who reads or follows barstoolsports.com. The Stoolie demographic tends
to consist of college
aged or post
who read the site on weekdays instead of studying, going
to class or working. Stoolies
are active participants of the site and contribute to the site's success. Stoolie comments on blogs often highlight the website, and Stoolies
email "smokes", blog ideas, and other content that bloggers
share. Though Stoolies
are loyal to the website, they are quick to point out grammar and spelling errors. Always brutally honest, Stoolies
rate the quality of individual blogs, "wake-ups", celebrity asses, and the overall quality of bloggers
themselves. In addition, Stoolies
have been known
to cause controversy on the site. Once, Stoolies
came up with the conspiracy
theory that one blogger, "neil" was actually a fictional creation of El Presidente, who wrote terrible blogs in neil's name in order to boost the liking of other bloggers
(especially himself). This conspiracy
theory led to the #revealneil twitter phenomenon where Stoolies demanded
a video or picture of neil be posted
on the site to confirm his existence.
negative comments, they are also
very charitable. After the Boston Marathon
raised hundreds of thousands of dollars in t-shirt sales going
to funds to help the victims. However, Stoolies
are quick to mention
that though their hearts are large, nothing is quite as big as El Pres's nose.
From barstool comment section: "My boss just caught
me trying to guess Rachel Bison's ass and is having barstool blocked from my computer...turns out the IT guy is a fellow Stoolie and will be blocking "barstoolsport.com". Fuckin' Stoolies everywhere man, this bitch
KFC: "The Stoolies are an interesting breed."
Stoolies: "We want to wake up to Renee Portnoy!"
El Pres: "Stoolies, shut the fuck