guy 2: Why? I went there once. I am not going back there again. Its full of druggies and chavs.
guy 1: erk. mabe not.
b) "gimme your wallet"
c) "I forgot to wear a condom"
d) "I can tap who i want"
e) "So...you're my sister...right?
f) "WHY?!?!?!?! Why do i live in Stroud?!?!?!?"
- "Not a proper one - he's just a Stroud"
- "Hahaha - did you see that guy juggle the ball, drop it, and then get taken out like a little rag doll?! He pulled an absolute Stroud!"