A swamp donkey may be described as:
- A flea and tick infested hairy beast with eyes rolling to the back of her head
- A grimey butt pirate with shooting strands of pubic hair starting from her knees and working up to the face with a cauliflower infested snatch patch
- A slam pig that walks through the bar with fecal fart-icle's following her ready to join your circle jerk
- A man-eating, cock-cannibal who violates the latest fashion fuax paus of butt cleavage.

She has a past medical history positive for herpes simplex 1 and 2, "the clap", "the clam", anal warts, syphilis, and crabs with or without "Henry IV".

Also, she has been called such names as sausage wallet, sasquatch/ yetti, chewbacca, hairy ape woman, bum ninja, colon cowgirl, uncle Fester, cousin It, and donkey lips.
For example; you know you have been picked up by a swamp donkey if when you get in her car, you have to push aside all the Arby's wrappers to sit down. Also upon an up-close inspection you notice grundle butter on her chin. She then turns to you hungry the wolf, giving you the stink eye.
автор: KY froto 23 ноября 2008
Cajun Coon-ass; a man born in the cajun land, Layfeyette, who lives life spicier than the spiceiest!
A Swamp Donkey is always hammered; especially on a Sunday Night playing Caps to the wee hours in the morning... Dont know what caps is??? It is a drinking game. Look it up
автор: Justin Loomis 27 января 2008
A person with an extremely large overbite! So large that they can't even close their mouth, that were shirts with equistrian types on it. I.e.- L. Nester!!! Other examples of this person are
Lindy looks like a swamp donkey with that Seabiscuit shirt on.
автор: JoNate 15 апреля 2006
a swamp donkey is A human female that exhibits characteristics of a swamp donkey are; friend humper, dirty and incredibly ugly, incredibly incredibly! UGLY. usually low morals and divorces husband for smelly little hunchbacked man. and then aborts child from hunched back man to prove love, and she’ incredibly ugly and shes a blood sucking money stealing hooker bag

- i cant believe hes humping that swamp donkey
- dude i hope ur new chick dosent become a swamp donkey
автор: mowhym3 14 ноября 2005
A girl who is lacking grace, class, style and is generally just uuugly.

They tend to be overwieght and sporting the whole

hipster pants + crop top = gut overhang look.
She is a Humpty Assed Swamp Donkey
автор: Cheekie 1 июня 2004
FUGLY Bird
Lucie your a one legged swanp donkey
автор: Ben 25 февраля 2004
An dreadful excuse of a human who would only be touched by your ugliest mate on a footy trip at 5:00am.
"Hey Bazza, don't even think about taking that insipid Swamp Donkey back to our hotel
автор: David Clonan 17 декабря 2003

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