A sweese is a mythical creature, heard of in the folklore from the area of Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. It is said to have the appearance of a chipmunk or an Asian teenage girl. Sweeses are an extremely rare and hostile creatures. Legend says, if you approach one in the wild it will punch you in the throat or stuff you down the kitchen sink. It enjoys laughing, stalking celebrities via the Internet and long walks on the beach.
Person 1: Shhh! Did you hear that?
Person 2: Hear what?
Sweese: CA CAWWW CA CAWWWW!
Person 1: Run! There's a sweese in the area!
Sweese: NO! LET ME LOVE YOU!