How about Sweet Briar College?
Guys date girls from Sweet Briar College because they don't want they're dicks to fall off from LU girl's diseases
Ginny: Naw, he isn't driving a beemer.
Molly: What about him?
Ginny: Ick, he is wearing tennis shoes!
Ginny: Now there is my future husband!
Molly: You mean the guy wearing a pink polo shirt and kakhis? The one pulling up in the BMW X5 with 2 kegs in the trunk?