2. Slang term for syphilis, often used in a mocking or even affectionate fashion.
3. Name of a TV network that shows imagination-based programming to go with their illusionary ratings. Failing after a re-branding press release insulted its core audience.
2. Aww, man, you better wear some protection or you'll get the syfy.
3. There's never anything good on the Syfy.