also known as "Shit.D.R", it is American Universities
way of torturing the student
body. It was recently approved by Dick Cheney and the Pentagon as an advanced form
interrogation/torture for Guantanamo Bay. If you eat here
for dinner and walk out alive, consider yourself
lucky. Bear Grilles
is afraid of eating at TDR. If you come here
, expect a hospital visit within
the first 24 hours. Food here looks
like what they fed Indiana Jones in the movie "The Temple of Doom". The only good food is on orientation day and the minute your parents leave, Hell
descends upon American University. The beef here
is actually dog food.
American University Student 1:"Hey, look John, there's a hobo."
John(Also AU student):"Wow, I never seen one this close to campus. Do you think he's hungry?"
AU Student 1:"Yea."
him to TDR. I can give him one of my swipes."
AU student 1: Hey Hobo, do you want to eat with
us at TDR? I'll pay for you."
Hobo: "Fuck you asshole. What, do you want to kill
me? I'd rather
eat my own foot!"