also known as "Shit.D.R", it is American Universities way of torturing the student body. It was recently approved by Dick Cheney and the Pentagon as an advanced form of enhanced interrogation/torture for Guantanamo Bay. If you eat here for dinner and walk out alive, consider yourself lucky. Bear Grilles is afraid of eating at TDR. If you come here, expect a hospital visit within the first 24 hours. Food here looks like what they fed Indiana Jones in the movie "The Temple of Doom". The only good food is on orientation day and the minute your parents leave, Hell descends upon American University. The beef here is actually dog food.
American University Student 1:"Hey, look John, there's a hobo."
John(Also AU student):"Wow, I never seen one this close to campus. Do you think he's hungry?"
AU Student 1:"Yea."
John:"Let's invite him to TDR. I can give him one of my swipes."
AU student 1: Hey Hobo, do you want to eat with us at TDR? I'll pay for you."
Hobo: "Fuck you asshole. What, do you want to kill me? I'd rather eat my own foot!"