"I just got arrested"
"My family is completely drunk at the wedding and my grandfather just sung a Broadway show tune to the bride and groom"
Definition 2: TP, in a video game. To teleport. Used in WoW and WarCraft commonly.
Angry1: Dude, I hate that neighbor so much, his lawn is ALWAYS GREEN!
Angry2: C'mon man, let's go TP his house!
Nerd1: we're about 2 g3t g@nked!
Nerd2: F0rg3t th!s! I'm TPing back2 base!