is a rare species of Shower Goblin that
enters your bathroom
through the toilet. You cannot prepare
for this intrusion as you may be in the shower, brushing
your teeth or simply in the room next door. You never know when he is going to bubble his way up to the surface. If you suspect you have
a Tankietank stalking
out for the signs of puddles the size of flippers in the places that
recently been. If you encounter this creature it will most likely be wearing a Snorkel, Flippers, Goggles and have
a Mixmaster on its back.
DO NOT: Make
DO NOT: Attempt to get him back in the toilet - This will anger
the creature and provoke an attack.