Noun: Sketchy, aggressive, pompous, peacocky male typically found making loud, angry noises and clinking weights together at local fitness
centers. Recognizable by their deep, artificial tan and circa 1987 style fitness wear
(i.e. cutoff sweatshirts
and stars and stripes
To imply that this is not someone to be trusted in the tight
quarters of a tanning salon, because he may be a rapist.
"Did the Tanning
Monster just take off his shirt for a few sets?? Yep, that just happened.."
"I bet his Wednesday workout is tanning
"We haven't seen the Tanning
Monster in a while.. bet he is trying to post bail
at the Jersey shore lockup..."