Actual country music fan: Taylor Swift isn't country (throws ipod filled with songs by George Strait, Hank Williams Sr. and Jr., Alan Jackson, Randy Travis, etc. at her)
Girl #2: That beautiful and incredibly talented singer Taylor Swift of course!!!
Strums the same chords over and over, has an average voice, and mediocre writing abilities which mainly focus on boys and what not. But because of her ability to dazzle gullible tweens with her sparkly prom dresses, catchy tunes, and overly innocent, vanilla persona, she has moved on to fooling the general masses into thinking she is a gift to the music world.
But alas, people will inevitably get sick of her being forced down their throats. She will eventually be embroiled in some sort of scandal as she is actually bat-shit crazy in reality, and her career will come spiraling down into oblivion. Kanye West will then be known as Prophet Kanye for seeing and warning us all of this before it happened.
Romeo Butkiss: Hey, did you see that "Where Are They Now?" episode last night?
Juliet Vomitus: Yeah! That Taylor Swift broad with the squinty eyes who peaked too fast was on there. She's divorced now and living with her 13 cats in Stumptoe, Arkansas.
Like a Taylor Swift song.
It has been reported that she sued a small karrrokee bar in Texas because people were singing her song and she was not getting any royalties for it. Next time yo think she is this "sweet and innocent girl" think again.
Did anyone else noticed that she fakes her "OMG I cant believe I just won an award" expression? She knows she is like the top country singer right now(don't see why though). That act really needs to go and i hope evceryone can see her for the fake and petty person that she reall is.
Girl 2: What do you expect she is a mediocre singer/songwriter.
Guy 1: That Taylor Swift's hot isn't she?
Guy 2: Nah not really. To me she looks like a chipmunk, beaver, deer, ferret looking thing.
Guy 1: Haha, to each his own bro.