Victim: Oh really, that's so cool
The Joker: Oh wait no sorry...Taylor Swift
(2) The Joker: There's a new south park episode out
Victim: Oh Brilliant
The Joker: Oh wait...Taylor Swift
sorry, that face of an angel comes out just when u need it 2. As I pace back and
forth all this time cuz I honestly believed in you. Holdin on, the dayz drag on,
stupid girl, i should've known, I should've known...<3
Person- Me 2!
Nero- I dislike Taylor Swift, but I'll publish this anyway and not be a mean editor! :)
Vent user1: STFU NOOB
Vent user2: WTF IS THIS DOLLY PARTON?!?!?!
Vent user3: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Vent user4: STFU AND DIE
Vent user5: IMA GET YOU BANNED NOOB
I've heard rumors that she might have a career in music, but I have no idea. I've honestly never heard any songs by her, but I could look at her photoshoots all day long.
Examples of non-breakup songs: Ronan, Mean, Safe and Sound, Eyes Open, Long Live, 22, Stay Beautiful, Innocent, The Lucky One, Lucky You, Never Grow Up, Sweeter Than Fiction ect.
Examples of breakup songs: We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together, Picture To Burn, Better Than Revenge, Sad Beautiful Tragic ect.
Examples of non-breakup love songs: Sparks Fly, Love Story, You Belong With Me, Ours, Our Song, Mary's Song(Oh My My), Jump Then Fall, Starlight, Enchanted ect.
Taylor Swift I sweet celebrity who comments on her fans pages. She has recently given dating advice and stuff like that to two girls. She loves having little "Single Girls" parties with her Best Friends.
Taylor Swift stops in the street to give autographs to fans and take pictures with them. She once bought pizza for her fans who were crowding this street waiting for her.
Taylor has not dated a guy for a bit more than two years now.
Swiftie: Aww, sweetie, you must be missing thirteen fingers and toes in total because Taylor only dated 7 guys and she has written a lot more song that aren't breakup songs to breakup songs.