The answer? Extermination.
Member of Team STFU: *scoops up corpse in a body bag and sneaks away shiftily into the shadows, ridding the world of giggling evil*
Twilight Fan 2: Oh, I'm Team Edward, all the way!
Twilight Fan 1: YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!
An alternative move of the same name involves a male receiving fellatio, and when reaching orgasm the male will ejaculate on his partner's face, and throw a handful of pearlescent craft glitter (or any other color available) onto said partner's face creating the famous "sparkling vampire" effect. Similar to a "Gorilla mask" but with a more festive outcome.
Edward fan: Yeah, I'm Team Edward.
Jacob fan: Pssht. Suicidal much?
girl #2 at the premier of the new Twilight movie: What your crazy I am so Team Edward! Whooo!!!
girl #2: really? i read it 10 minutes ago....i must be team jacob!
girl #1: FAG!
Girl 2: Edward of course. What about you?
Girl 1: Well I kind of like both...
Girl 2 : Your not a true Edward fan.