(or any other Midwest/Southern state) your car breaks down in the nighttime. The "friendly" locals
all liquored up on moonshine (Texas
Tea) come to help
you out. But instead of helping you with your car they all gang rape you until you are a bloody mess.
what took you so long to get to my house it almost 4 am? and why do you look like shit?"
"my car broke down
and those F&*%ing Texans raped the shit out of me"
"wow was that
your first Texas Tea Party? because I've been to three. they sure are fun aren't they?"