The #97 ranked college in the nation. One of the largest endowments
in the country
(1.3 BILLION!) and one of the best fan bases in college sports. Unlike LSU, our athletes have
to actually be in class to get a grade, not out chasing hogs
and bling blingin' in Baton Rouge. But I digress. TCU also is one of the few universities in the nation to have
a seperate fund just for campus upkeep. Which is why the campus looks better than
Johansson and Jessica Alba sandwich on a beautiful Fort Worth
day. TCU is also compared to Boise State
University. Why? I am not sure. Boise State
has some of the most classless, livestock violating
fans in the nation. Meanwhile TCU fans are running the DFW metroplex like a Formula 1 racecar. BSU somehow
got the "University" label even
though they aren't even
as good as Idaho State
or the University of Idaho
academically. BSU students
are there for one reason and that
is to pollute home games with their immense body odor and toothless smiles when Kellen Moore throws a touchdown. TCU is also compared to Southern Methodist University. SMU was the only
college to get the Death Penalty for their football violations.
High School kid: "Man I wish I could get into Boise
University of Idaho
student: "Just open the door, and do the connect the dots and you're in from
what I've heard."
University student: "How many Rhodes Scholars do you have?"
BSU student: "I don't work in construction!"