I know your type, you're dangerous. Yea you're that guy I'd be stupid to trust...
-Song: Good Girls Go Bad
Soldier 2: Yeah me too, but That Guy smoked us.
Soldier 1: Yeah, who was That Guy?
Are you That Guy?
An easy mistake to make is hear about "that guy" and believe people are referring to "That Guy". The two are polar opposites, one being the pinnacle of awesome and the other being a retarded pussy that frequent parties orchestrated by 15 year olds.
While That Guy is pretty cool, he's also an elitist asshole, so you're probably not his friend unless you're easy and pretty hot, in which case you're not reading this.
-"What? But she's my (trophy) wife!"
-"Apparently That Guy doesn't care much for the bonds of marriage"
-"Neither do I but I'm an old rich man!"
-"I hear your wife's on redtube now"
That Guy taking from the rich and giving back to the poor.
He also drives behind people to make sure they can't see SHIT.
Johnson: "Yeah, you see, it was That Guy again...."
Boss: "Oh, don't sweat it then. That Guy's an asshole."
Guy 1 "Oh my fucking God, it's that guy again!"
Guy 2 "The black one? With the funny moustache?"
Guy 1 "No....."
Guy 2 "You mean the one with........ OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT LIGHT?!"
Guy 1 " DON'T LOOK INTO THE LIGHT!"
Guy 2 " OH MY GOD, I CAN'T SEE, HOLY SHIT, I THINK WE'RE GONNA CRASH"