A sex position. A guy gets
a girl naked, gets
himself naked except for his pants, and lays on top of her. He then proceeds to awkwardly dry hump her while
wriggling his arms and legs and making awkward noises, including the phrase, "Awkward turtle!!"
totally Awkward Turtled
Amanda last night. She was so mad.
Timmy never had sex before, and he really liked
Stacy. They were
making out and were
about to have sex, but Timmy got really nervous. Instead, he just did The Awkward Turtle until she got dressed and went home.