Girls watch it because they love Sheldon.
Guys watch it because they love Penny's boobs.
little ball of fur,
happy kitty sleepy kitty
purr, purr, purr."
"I love The Big Bang Theory"
It's the best sitcom ever!! Great actors!! <3
Sheldon: I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
Howard: *interpreting Raj's whisper* Oh, he was just comparing Sheldon to a feminine cleansing product one might use on a summer's eve.
Penny: And the bag it came in.
Sheldon: I really think we should examine the chain of causality here.
Leonard: Must we?
Sheldon: Event A: A beautiful woman stands naked in our shower. Event B: We drive halfway across town to retrieve a television set from the aforementioned woman's ex-boyfriend. Query: On what plane of existence is there even a semi-rational link between these events?
Leonard: She asked me to do her a favor, Sheldon.
Sheldon: Ah, yes. Well, that may be the proximal cause of our journey, but we both know it only exists in contra-distinction to the higher-level distal cause.
Leonard: Which is?
Sheldon: You think with your penis.
Contrary to popular opinion, The Big Bang theory simply describes the moments after the universe begun.
People who read xkcd and think they're clever for understanding it will love this.
Has the worst laughtrack imaginable.
Audience: Laughs so hard that they cough up blood.
Sheldon: Windows 7 is much more user friendly than Windows Vista.
Audience: National reserves are called in to contain the sheer amount of laughter.
Sheldon : I don't like that.
Audience: 6 are pronounced dead by suffocating themselves with laughter.
A real sketch from the big bang theory. The clip is on youtube.