The most demonicly cursed person alive to date. Shit happens on his shifts that would make Hiroshima say "Daaaaamn". He once killed a man just for pumping deisel too fast and getting some on his uniform, sadly he did not mean to kill this man.
Employee - "Who am I working with today?"
District Manager - "The Curse"
Employee - "I quit"
"Damn The FasGas Curse, he spilled coffee on my nuts"