The Gorilla is a mating technique developed
by the drunk
male. This strategy must be implemented from behind so that the female
is completely unaware (otherwise known as the "sneak attack"). It involved a frankenstein-slash-zombie-like outreach of the arms over a female
's shoulders followed by a sloppy and uncoordinated death grip
around her neck/chest/anything in reach. The male then proceeds
to try and dance with the female
. Women who fall for the gorilla tactic either can't think or are painfully unstable.