3-4 months of a relationship. Everything seems
to be "perfect"- no problems, no arguments, and sex is a common thing
. If The Grace Period was a smell, it would smell like roses. Once
The Grace Period is over the person you once
loved changes into
the person you will soon hate. Sex becomes a thing
of the past, conversing is replaced by arguing, hugging and kissing is replaced by slapping and pushing, and your relationship turns into
a jail sentence. You ask yourself, "How did I get myself into
this mess". Looking at your partner becomes as hard
social life is non-existant, either because all of your
friends hate who your partner
has become or they can't stand the person your partner
has turned you into. Once The Grace
Period is over, it's only a matter of time before your
relationship is as well. Only a few are lucky enough to maintain a successful
relationship after The Grace
Period has concluded.
during The Grace Period Theory:
Male- "Hey babe! What
do you want to do tonight?"
Female- "As long as I'm with you; nothing else matters"
*Male starts to smile intensely*
Male- "I love you"
to her knees and unzips his pants*Couple
after Grace Period:
Male- *sighs* "What
do you want to do tonight"
Female- "First of all, I'm the woman! You're suppose to decide what
we're doing and where we're going! Secondly, it better be somewhere nice! I endured that cheap bull a few months
ago but not anymore!"
Male- "Forget this! You shouldn't tell me what
to do! I'm your boyfriend not your employee!"
Female- "Shut up and make
me a sammich"Couple
after the relationship:
Female- "I can't believe I ever loved that loser, he didn't even make
that much! God damn community college student"
Girl friends reply- "Yeah, girl- we told you from the start
that he was a loser"
Male friends- "We told you, bro. She was ugly and a bitch"
Male- "Yeah, I know... But I kind of miss her..."