Smacking your lovers face with
your dick repeatedly
in a haphazard, aggressive fashion thereby inducing the disorientation and aggravation one feels while driving the New Jersey Turnpike.
"Sometimes, when the moment of our love making turns especially tender, I give Brenda The New Jersey Turnpike. Just to remind her not to take anything
"Marge wanted to know what it was like growing up in New Jersey, so I gave
her the New Jersey Turnpike. 'What the fuck is your problem, asshole?' she yelled after
I ruined her day. Hey, she wanted to know!"