Man 2:"I'm totally broke. Last night this crack whore gave me the penguin."
"I was sick of swallowing so I did The Penguin to him instead. Can you say in your face any louder?!?!"
"IDK dawg", says Oxiclean
"Because is turns fruits into vegetables", Nile River explains.
"Haaaan haaaan haaaan", Oxiclean replies in a Penguinish manner (aka doing the Penguin).