usually now overcrowed with little kids who look like little whores, hxc kids, or emos.
girl one: "hmm so going to the river tonight?"
girl two: "yeah i guess what else is there to do?"
Used by people who frequently cross into New Jersey into Pennsylvania or vice versa via bridge over the Delaware River.
Person 2: Oh, a little closer to the river; my commute to work in New Jersey will be shorter.
it consists of old people who are retired everyday except friday because on friday nights you'll see a whole bunch of wannabe scene kids and wannabe gangsters.
everyone looks the same : either in skinny jeans & vans & really fake extensions, hollister, or baggy shirts, shorts, nikes, etc are what people are in most of the time. most people who live out here are rich.
Body:Whose going to the river ? i'm really bored, does anyone wanna go with me ? there's nothing else to do.
Non-Bro: It's a lake
Bro 2: Yeah, the river was the shit with your new boat, bro
Non-bro: It's a LAKE
Bro 1: We should hit up the river again next weekend
Non-bro: It was lake-FUCKING-Elsinore!!!